Our first experience with Cole was on a Microsoft Teams call. Those of us on the DII side chanted, "who is this man and can we trust him?" after the meeting. From what we can tell so far, Cole has a great hairline and a unique ability to calm people using his voice. I suspect he is a favorite of dogs that he meets across the land. We look forward to working with Cole more in the future and are open to having a Cole-off to determine which Cole at VT is best. We understand they are in different departments, but I'll work on a method to ascertain which is better and will follow up shortly

When I was young, I used to be a hoodrat. This was due to a number of factors including my mother and 90s upbringing. I literally dated a girl who got in a fight in front of me at a Dallas Whataburger with a big ol' woman who would have beat her to death, and I'm pretty sure she only did that to impress me. As if I would be like "yo, the way you almost punked her was hot af". Over the years, I was able to shed myself of my ghetto and found myself in this position at DII. In late 2022, I began to slip back into my ways. I noticed this because I started to put apple pies into my McFlurries again. In December, David noticed this change within me and told me something that has stuck ever since. "I'm going to Thailand to train Muay Thai and practice my meditation skills this Xmas, but don't tell anybody because they think I'm going to West Texas". It was the most honorable thing I'd ever heard and I am convinced that 2023 is my year. We finna turn this boat around for real. Thanks, David

It has been wild to see David transform over the past year. We literally thought he was a fake account, at first. He was Demontre before Demontre. John and I were literally like "dude look at this. Boone Clegg is clearly a fake name that somebody pulled from Morrowind and now they have this generic 'David James' character. Danny is just playing around at this point". Boy were we wrong. Thank you for all you do, David!