Great job resolving my issue.

Brian Brown might be the most generic name in all of VersaTrust history - but his work is far from generic. Over the past couple of weeks, Brian has worked as hard as three techs, or 1.5 regular techs on 30mg of Adderall IR, twice a day. It has been impressive to watch. One of these days, we'd like to see who would win in a name battle, Brian vs Boone Clegg. Such a dichotomy of name uniqueness, Danny is clearly injecting diversity into VT by use of these starkly contrasting names. I am proud to have worked alongside VT

When we clicked on this scary link, some of us at the office began to feel sick. "Is this going to cause... an incident?", asked Gregg, who feared he'd be held responsible for crumbling the DII Empire. "Not on my watch", muttered Jay, with a voice that hit a lower octave than most believed he was capable of. He had clearly practiced sounding like Batman at some point within the past two years. Impressive vocals aside, Jay confirmed to us that Gregg had not actually caused an incident. I began to weep for Jay, for he realized not what he had done. Without knowing, the Bearded Crusader had brought DII together and secured a happy, and safe, 2023. The happiness has carried over now that we are back into the office. I even felt like doing a cartwheel for the first time since my youth and it went better than expected. I'll try to post to Instagram later if I can land it again. Thanks, Jay.

My issue was handled quickly and I was able to get back onto the virtual desktop

David makes us want to be better people here at DII. The other day I was driving underneath this bridge where the Dallas homeless like to congregate. Typically when I pass this bridge/homeless encampment, I think to myself very asianly, "freaking homeless people". But on this day, I thought... "what would David do?". I subsequently drove by the encampment with no further derogatory thinking, making me very happy for the rest of the day. David is literally healing my relationship with the homeless. Thanks, David

Brian Brown did an amazing job and even provided us unique input on how to castigate Carolyne for continually locking herself out. We cannot wait to try out these methods to punish her! Thanks, Brian!

Young Grant continues to age and it has been an honor to watch him shed his youth over the past few days. Since the start of 2023, we sensed something different in YG. Late last year, he was devastated after it leaked that Juliet had surpassed him in the DII Best VT Tech Rankings, when she isn't even a tech. Since then, he has been a changed man. At first we believed that he had switched to a new church, but it turns out that the new year simply brought a spark to his eye. We are immensely proud, but please let Grant know that eye sparks can be a sign of glaucoma (especially if you see them in your peripherals) and we recommend that he checks on this annually as he continues to get his age up.